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Official Anthem Of Summer Oh Eight!

Swim. Down.

Ok so are we the absolute laziest generation, or are the so called "intelligentsia" running out of things to figure out. According to an article on the FOX news website, scientists are training fish to catch themselves!

According to the website, "black sea bass would be released into the open ocean, where they would grow to market size, then swim into an underwater cage to be harvested when they hear the signal."

The scientists are training the fish to identify a certain sound with feeding time. They hear the sound and basically become zombies, swimming anywhere they think the food is, or to their deaths.

What happened to fishermen? What happened to the "by the sweat of my brow" mentality.

I bet the next thing on their agenda is teaching cows how to jump into meat grinders and turn themselves into all beef patties, then assembling the lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions AND the sesame seed bun all by themselves, thus ridding the need to raise the minimum wage, because you don't need to pay cows.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,341649,00.html

You...are the father!

Gone are the days when a man and a women made some form of agreement on monogamy before making sweet love to each other. Resulting oftentimes in offspring, spawn or a tiny bundle of...whatever.

In the golden age of getting it on, the woman ( more times than not) had a clear idea who the baker is of the bun in her oven.

It is quite obviously a new day, a new generation and a new way to make sure that the right man is paying the child support. I guess the best part about it, is that now you don't have to embarrass yourself on Maury!

The kind people over at IdentiGene developed a home paternity test. It's right in the family planning isle, between the Trojans that are ribbed for HER pleasure, and the home pregnancy tests.

OK so the test itself costs about $30 dollars. You then have to collect some DNA ( willing or forcefully, but by any means necessary) by swabbing the inside of the individuals mouth.

"The samples, along with consent forms and a lab fee are sent in an enclosed postage-paid return envelope to Identigene for processing. Results are available from Identigene within three to five business days of receipt. Customers can choose to receive results by mail, email, or online through a secured Web service."

And voila! You now know who your baby-daddy is. The lab fee is $120, but that's worth the peace of mind right.

To quote the great Will Ferrell, this is mind bottleing to me ( yeah you know, mind bottleing, like when your thoughts get all mixed up and trapped...like in a bottle).What other home testing kits are on the pharmaceutical pipe-lines? Will this test stand up in court? Can it be used for evil? All I have to say is, guys be careful with your DNA, it can or maybe used against you in a court of law.

It's true,

Oprah says...

This month's issue of O Magazine lists the Five things Happy People do. I find it peculiar that Rolling around in piles and piles of their money isn't on the list.

• They find their most golden self.


• They design their lives to bring in joy.


• They avoid "if only" fantasies.


• They put best friends first.


• They allow themselves to be happy.

So there!

Mad chuckles yo!

So about a year ago I read an article in Vanity Fair about women not being funny. It was written by a man of course, but it got me thinking. The article, aptly titled, "Why women aren't funny" argues quite simply, that women aren't funny because they don't need to be. Humor pales in comparison to feminine wilds (ie. hotness).





Maybe its the fact that I went to an all-girls school that made me find said article so incredulous. I went to school with a bunch of girls, and they were all funny. Not to mention the countless former cast members of comedic sketch shows ( SNL, Mad TV) who were dearly missed after their departure.

I expressed my feelings about the article to one of my dearest friends, who happens to be a guy, and was surprised to find out that he actually agreed with the article. He said "girls just aren't that funny. If a girl makes me laugh, I'm usually laughing at her." This made me question my original position, could it be true, was Wanda Sykes only funny to me? Did the Mary Katherine Gallagher bit only insight fits of laughter to me. That's when I started noticing that whenever I made a guy laugh, he would always follow it up with a "Dee, your pretty funny for a girl."

A year after the article that made me question my comedic tastes was published, Vanity Fair released a rebuttal. This month's issue is jam packed with women who are not only hot, but also bring the funny on a regular basis. Sara ( the ill one) Silverman, Tina Fey (my hero) and Amy Poehler ( she iight) grace the cover and prove that sisters really are doing it for themselves. Headwriting and starring in television shows, out-shining their male castmates and just generally kicking ass and taking names later, especially when it comes to the network dollars.

I for one can't wait for the new episodes of 30 Rock to air. Girl Power!

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