You wanna battle me?

I was having a conversation with one of my friends the other day, and a very interesting question came up. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or David Blaine? Now Blaine seems like the underdog in this scenario, but lets investigate this query a little further shall we.

Facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris doesn't read boks, he stares them down unitl he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris once destroyed The Periodic Table of Elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.



Facts about David Blaine

David Blaine unfortunately never knew his biological father. Instead, his mother remarried to a banker named John Bukalo. Blaine later made him levitate in his sleep.

David Blaine can turn your orange soda into Cheeze Itz.

Micheal Jackson once stated, "David Blaine, your magic is real and I belive in you."

Ok so the facts speak for themselves, personally, my money is on Blaine, because he could conjure up a tornado and that would cancel out ANY roundhouse kick, that Chuck Norris could muster up.